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Top 10 Ways People Have Suffered for Beauty
10. Arsenic Consumption
While arsenic has frequently been used to commit murder throughout history, one group of people took it by choice, and many followed. The arsenic eaters of Styria dosed themselves with arsenic in the mid-1800s. These peasants were dubbed ‘toxicophagi.’ They began with a minute amount and increased the dose as they built their tolerance. Arsenic freshened the complexion and made breathing easier in the mountains.
Some of the toxicophagi could swallow enough arsenic to kill the average person, and still appear to be good health. Withdrawal could cause vomiting, constipation, spasmodic pain, and other problems. People around the world adopted the beauty practice anyway. Its mention in James Johnston’s The Chemistry of Common Life likely contributed to its popularity as a cosmetic implement. The arsenic eaters either weaned themselves off gradually or died unexpectedly due to arsenic-related complications.
9. X-rays for Hair Removal
Atropa belladonna, also known as ‘deadly nightshade,’ is extremely toxic. In Greek mythology, Atropos was one of the three fates—the one who cut the thread of life. Belladonna been taken as a hallucinogen, as medicine, and as poison. It was also added to eye-drops for its dilating effects. Belladonna contains a natural muscle relaxant that Venetians greatly appreciated. The name ‘belladonna’ is an homage to the Italian Renaissance women who famously used it.
Large pupils were considered attractive, but that beauty came at a cost. Belladonna elevated heart rate and blurred vision. Women who used it too much went blind. Many other beauty products throughout have had the same effect. In 1933, Lash Lure Eyelash and Brow Dye caused 15 recorded cases of permanent blindness. The product contained 30 times the recommended amount of paraphenylenediamine.
4. Foot Binding
Corsets were bodywear that could be tightened to reshape the torso. Corset-created 13-inch waists were never the norm, but women did use corsets to squeeze their bodies many inches inward, causing negative effects on health. The pressure led to constipation and organ damage. Shallow breath caused dizziness and fainting. Women’s back muscles were also weakened by regular use.
Corset wearing has continued into the modern day. Waist training, also known as tight-lacing, is advertised as a way to shape the body; to flatten the stomach while maintaining desirable curves elsewhere. Some pros recommend women pair waist training with diet and exercise for the best results. Others recommend avoiding corsets altogether. Spanx are a type of modern-day corset, and they compress the body enough to cause nerve problems, stomach pain, and other bodily issues affected women who wore whalebone corsets not so long ago.
2. “Toebesity” surgery
The first silicone breasts were implanted Houston, Texas in 1962. Now breast augmentation is the second-most popular elective cosmetic surgery performed worldwide. Countries that perform the procedure most include the United States, Brazil, Italy, and China. On top of the normal risks of surgery, breast augmentation poses other dangers. Implants may last for decades. On the other hand, they can rupture in a matter of weeks, in which case another full-cost surgery is required.
Women who have breast implant surgery may develop breast tissue atrophy, unpleasant changes in breast sensitivity, or scar tissue that causes pain. Asymmetry, unexpected deformities, and generally disappointing results are not uncommon. Breast implants have also been linked to cancer in rare cases. Those aren’t even close to all of the painful possibilities, but potential problems are often ignored in favor of a little extra bulk in the bra. Is it really that unusual? Clearly, people have been compromising their health for beauty for thousands of years.
9. X-rays for Hair Removal
Wilhelm Roentgen discovered x-rays in 1895. Dr. Leopold Freund of Austria observed that x-rays made people’s hair fall out and recommended it as a treatment for hypertrichosis. Dr. Albert Geyser embraced the treatment enthusiastically. He lost the fingers on his left hand to radiation damage. Geyser created the Cornell tube, which use “ultrasoft” x-rays. He and his son later founded Tricho Sales Corporation. In a 1915 article, Dr. Geyser claimed that the Cornell tube required “no protection of any kind, either for patient or operator.” He leased x-ray machines to beauty shops and trained operators to handle The Tricho System. Sessions were called ‘light treatment’ or ‘short-wave treatment.’ The long-term effects of Cornell tube treatments eventually became clear. Patients’ skin wrinkled and thickened from radiation exposure. They developed skin lesions, ulcers, and cancer. The x-ray hair removal clinics functioned into the mid-century. The government didn’t take action as would be expected nowadays. Instead, personal horror stories published in newspapers spread awareness and cut off demand for the service.8. Rat-Infested Wigs
Voluminous wigs became insanely popular in the 1800s. The more elaborate a wig, the more impressive the wearer’s beauty. Royalty flaunted their status with flamboyant clothes and snazzy hair. There came a point at which lard was required to secure the wigs; they were simply too large to stand on their own. These hairpieces were attached to genuine hair and worn for weeks at a time. The lard wasn’t washed out, so it attracted lice and dangerous rodents. Some women slept with cages around their wig to keep the creepy creatures out. However, not everyone owned a hair cage. Rats occasionally penetrated and nested in these wigs. In France, at the beginning of the 19th century, men’s wigs were more intricate than women’s. By the late 1800s, women were sporting hairpieces that towered a foot or higher above their heads. The weight sometimes caused inflammation around the temples.7. Tapeworms in the Tummy
During the Victorian era, in the early 1900s, advertisers marketed pills that contained beef tapeworm cysts. Tapeworms would devour what the host ate, and the host would lose plenty of weight. Tapeworms may reach up to 30 feet long, though, and cause problems from headaches to dementia. Diarrhea and vomiting are also to be expected. An anti-parasitic pill was used to force the tapeworm out—often a more complicated process than might be imagined. As it turns out, the tapeworm diet of the early 20th century may be a rumor. Its legitimacy is still debated today. The advertisements certainly existed, but we can’t scientifically verify the content of the pills. More recently, however, a woman in Iowa swallowed a tapeworm to lose weight. She reportedly bought it over the internet. Websites are promoting the tapeworm diet in the modern day. One tapeworm won’t make much of a difference, but that single worm can reproduce in the body, leading to both weight loss and serious health issues.6. Lead Foundation
The history of lead foundation dates back to the Greek and Roman empires. Lead was also used in items from pipes to drinking vessels. Lead poisoning was likely widespread and contributed to the low birth rate. Let’s fast forward to the 1500s. Women of the Elizabethan era combined lead with vinegar to create ‘Venetian ceruse’ or ‘Spirits of Saturn’. A white complexion was highly sought-after, as it was considered the height of beauty. They applied egg whites to add shine. Even as recently as the 1900s, Japanese and Chinese infants regularly died from ingesting cosmetic lead worn by their mothers. Lead is absorbed through the skin. Poisoning may cause hair loss, weight loss, pain, brain damage, organ damage, paralysis, and a variety of other symptoms. When used in foundation, lead causes skin to wrinkle and scar. Historically, this problem was remedied by applying more poisonous foundation to cover the damage.5. Belladonna Drops
4. Foot Binding
Chinese foot binding is estimated to have begun in the 10th century, during the Song Dynasty. Women’s feet were broken with their toes were bent inward. At first, foot binding was a sign of high social status, reserved for women who didn’t have to work. Bound feet also showed that a potential wife would be submissive. This painful, severely disfiguring custom spread to the lower classes over time. It was finally banned in 1911, but still continued in rural areas. The binding process began when a child was 5 or 6 years old. Smaller feet indicated higher refinement, which improved a woman’s marriagability. A three-inch foot, or “golden lotus,” was ideal. Anyone who wound up with feet that were five inches or longer (i.e., iron lotuses) would have significantly fewer marriage prospects. The ‘lotus feet’ tradition lasted through a millennium.3. Corsets
2. “Toebesity” surgery
Something of a new phenomenon, toe-besity surgery beautifies “fat feet.” It allows people have more confidence as they wear sandals and show off their piggly wigglies. It also allows some to fit into high heels or other shoes that don’t conform to their natural foot shape. Surgery to shave toe fat and bone would have been considered ludicrous at the turn of the century, but this cosmetic procedure has been gaining traction over the last decade. According to the American Podiatric Medical Association, foot surgery is usually performed out of necessity. People who elect to have any medically unwarranted procedure put themselves at risk. The dangers of surgery include infection, a negative reaction to anesthesia, unsatisfactory results, pain, and the unexpected need for more surgery in the future.1. Breast Augmentation
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Tuesday, June 2, 2015
Top 10 Whimsical Songs with a Dark Story
10. Oh My Darling, Clementine
Often known simply as “Clementine”, this song is about a coal miner who is grieving after losing the woman he loves in a tragic accident. For those of you who aren’t familiar with it, the song starts out like this:
“In a cavern, in a canyon,
Excavating for a mine
Dwelt a miner forty niner,
And his darling Clementine.
Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling, Clementine!
Thou art lost and gone forever
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.”
The song is a downer, but it seems innocent enough. Unfortunately, if you didn’t pay attention to the lyrics you might not notice that it quickly takes a much darker turn. The song continues to meander on in a folksy fashion about how Clementine fell in the water when she was going to see the ducks and drowns because the miner can’t swim. However, it gets much worse, because the song ends with:
“How I missed her! How I missed her,
How I missed my Clementine,
But I kissed her little sister,
I forgot my Clementine.”
So our innocent, if depressing, folk song is about a man whose darling drowns because neither of them can swim, so he decides to get with her sister instead and all is well. That’s good old fashioned family values for you right there.
9. My Old Kentucky Home
Banks of the Ohio was first recorded back in the 1920’s, but likely stemmed from folk variations from much earlier, like many folk songs. It starts out as a pleasant romantic tale about a man and a woman walking along the banks of the Ohio and talking about their plans for marriage. However, unfortunately there were complications involved. Essentially, her mother didn’t approve and this was a time when that meant a lot more than it does now. Unfortunately, the man could not bear the thought of not having the woman he loved, so he killed her, ensuring no one else would have her:
“They say that you’ll be mine,
In no other arms entwine,
…
I held a knife unto her breast,
As in my arms she trembling pressed.”
So we have a jealous lover who decides to murder the woman he loves because he can’t have her hand in marriage. She even has a chance to beg him for her life, which she does, and he still decides to go through with it and kill her anyway.
2. Oh Shenandoah
The song “Oh Shenandoah” was considered for the state song of Virginia, but didn’t end up successfully taking the spot because it didn’t seem to connect enough to the state. See, the problem is there are many different variations and interpretations of the song. Some believe the original had to do with the river itself; however, many of the earliest versions were actually referring to a Native American whose name was Shenandoah. In fact, in one of the earliest versions the river mentioned is the Missouri and the song is about a man who is trying to cross the river, because he is smitten with the daughter of a local chief. In fact, the song starts off with a racial epithet for Native Americans in the very first verse”
“Miss-ou-ri, she’s a mighty riv-er.
A – way you rolling riv-er.
The red-skins’ camp, lies on its bor-ders.
Ah-ha, I’m bound a-way, ‘Cross the wide, Miss-ou-ri.”
The song goes on to explain that the man tries to offer the chief money for his daughter and the chief refuses, as his daughter is not a commodity, but a person. However, two of the last verses give the story a much darker turn:
“At last there came a Yankee skipper.
A – way you rolling riv-er.
He winked his eye, and he tipped his flipper.
Ah-ha, I’m bound a-way, ‘Cross the wide, Miss-ou-ri.”
And then:
“He sold the chief that fire-water,
A – way you rolling riv-er.
And ‘cross the river he stole his daughter.
Ah-ha, I’m bound a-way, ‘Cross the wide, Miss-ou-ri.”
So the young Native girl avoids being sold to one guy, only to have some other jerk get her father drunk on firewater so he can’t stop him and then literally take her away across the river. We aren’t sure this song could really get any more depressing.
1. Buffalo Gals
You’ve probably heard the song “Buffalo Gals” before, and are at least familiar with the tune, which is quite catchy. The refrain is pretty innocuous and goes like this:
“Buffalo gals, can’t you come out tonight
Can’t you come out tonight, can’t you come out tonight
Buffalo gals, can’t you come out tonight
And dance by the light of the moon”
On the surface there really isn’t anything wrong with the lyrics. In fact, dancing by the light of the moon sounds like a perfectly reasonable activity. However, some of the other verses hint at something else going on. He mentions in the song that he meets a beautiful woman on the street and asks her if she’d like to “have some fun”. Unfortunately for those who think this song is just about dancing, it turns out that the women mentioned in the song are actually prostitutes that the men are trying to find. See, after the Erie Canal was constructed in Buffalo, there were a good many men looking for a woman on the street corner, hence the song. Sometimes the song would change the city name, but the rest of the lyrics usually still ran along a similar vein. Essentially, this song is calling for the prostitutes in the city to come out and play.
9. My Old Kentucky Home
Many people are familiar with the state song of Kentucky, known as “My Old Kentucky Home.” It’s a sad melody about poor folk living in the country. The current version of the song starts out with: “The sun shines bright on my old Kentucky home Tis summer, the people are gay” It seems about as innocent as a song can get, however, the original version went a little more like this: “The sun shines bright on my old Kentucky home Tis summer, the darkies are gay.” In one of the later verses we get this little gem: “The head must bow and the back will have to bend, Wherever the darkey may go: A few more days, and the trouble all will end In the field where sugar-canes may grow.” The original version of the song was about a slave who lived in a plantation in Kentucky, but was being sold to another owner and was leaving his family and friends behind for his new “work”. Before it became the state song it went through a ridiculous whitewashing process to remove any references to “darkies” or anything that might have to do directly with slavery.8. Oh! Susanna
In a similar vein to “My Old Kentucky Home”, this one is also a minstrel song written by Stephen Foster. The song is about as folksy as any song can possibly get, the guy is coming to see his sweetheart, and he even has a banjo on his knee! However, when we said minstrel song we mean it was originally written with the intent to have white performers wear black face while singing and use a fake “negro” accent to make fun of black slaves. It gets much, much worse though. It turns out that in Foster’s time this sort of entertainment was quite popular and he was able to get away with a verse that most people today would object very strongly to: “I jumped aboard de telegraph and trabbled down de river, De lecktrick fluid magnified, and killed five hundred nigger, De bulgine bust and de hoss ran off, I really thought I’d die; I shut my eyes to hold my breath – Susanna don’t you cry.” If you had trouble understanding the above verse it’s because it is deliberately written in what the music writers of the time thought was a good “mock black accent.” So the whimsical, popular folk song about a man who’s coming to see his darling has a verse with a racial epithet about killing black slaves. If you think racism is a problem now, consider this, Fredrick Douglass once said that Stephen Foster’s racist minstrel songs may actually help awaken sympathy for black slaves. That’s right, the days of legalized slavery were so messed up that a leading abolitionist and freed slave thought that the minstrel shows might actually be helpful.7. Blue Tail Fly
The song, alternately known as “Jimmy Crack Corn” and “Blue Tail Fly”, is often popular among children because it has an extremely catchy soon. Most people just consider it nonsense as no one really knows who Jimmy is or why he is cracking corn in the first place. And of course like many songs by the time kids generations later see it; many of the old implications have been smoothed over by lyric changes. Regardless, the story essentially tells the story of a slave who had the thankless job of following his master, who was riding a horse, on foot and brush away any flies that might upset the steed. One of the flies sends the horse into a panic and the master dies – the slave isn’t in trouble because the fly is blamed for the incident. “De pony run, he jump and pitch An’ tumble Massa in de ditch; He died, an’ de jury wondr’d why De verdict was de blue tail fly.” This gives a new perspective on the line “Ole Massa gone away.” He hasn’t gone on vacation, he’s dead. And his slaves are celebrating the fact with a jaunty tune. The worst part is, considering this is the old south it likely doesn’t mean they’ve gained anything resembling freedom, it’s only a temporary respite from a terrible situation.6. Black Betty
When most people think of Black Betty, they don’t really think folk song in the first place. It’s a really catchy, upbeat tune and couldn’t possibly be about anything dark, right? Well, it turns out this song actually has a lot of history. It was first recorded by Huddie “Leadbelly” Ledbetter, back in the early 1900’s, but likely is even older. See, Ledbetter was just recording his own version of a song commonly sung among black inmates in southern prison. Those catchy upbeat lyrics: “Oh, Lawd, Black Betty, Bam-ba-lamb, Oh, Lawd, Black Betty, Bambalamb, Black Betty had a baby, Bambalamb, Black Betty had a baby, Bambalamb.” Apart from the racist wording with phrases like “Oh, lawd”, the truth is that Black Betty actually refers to a whip that was often used to beat prisoners in old southern prisons. In other words, the “bam ba lam” part of the song is the whip striking someone on the back, which puts the song in a whole new light.5. Cotton-Eyed Joe
Almost everyone has heard this song, although most people probably only know the refrain. This is quite understandable, as it has a catchy tune, but the lyrics have certainly gone through changes over the years. However, the original version was not really a lighthearted song if you listen to the lyrics. Now, the song actually starts out pretty depressing: “Don’t remember, don’t you know, Don’t you remember Cotton-Eyed Joe? Cotton-Eyed Joe, Cotton-Eyed Joe, What did make you treat me so? I’d ‘a’ been married forty year ago Ef it hadn’t a-been for Cotton-Eyed Joe” Cotton-Eyed Joe sounds like a real jerk, doesn’t he? Apparently this “Joe” prevented him from being married and he is so bitter he’s still singing about it forty years later. See, according to the lyrics, the man had a very beautiful young woman who he absolutely loved and she promised to stay with him forever. In one verse he mentions that “An’ swore fum me she’d never move”, but he claims that the other man hoodwinked her and “Tuck my gal away fum me, carried her off to Tennessee”. This upbeat song is the sad lament of a guy who was engaged to be married with the woman of his dreams, and then another man came and stole her away. Also, considering that this was originally a plantation song, it may not have necessarily been meant to be taken entirely literally. Slave families were broken up in the old south all the time, and this could have been a lament at such occurrences. The song mentions the woman ending up in Tennessee, which may indicate that the love of his life was sold to someone in another state. The song also suggests that the singer feels he was mistreated by Cotton-Eyed Joe, which would make sense, especially if the slave master sold off his lover out of spite.4. Git Along, Little Dogies
Git along, Little Dogies is a quintessential cowboy folk song and gained even greater fame when sung by Roy Rogers back in the 1940’s. The songs refrain goes: “Whoop yi ti yo, get a long little dogies! It’s your misfortune and none of my own. Whoop yi ti yo, get a long little dogies! For you know that Wyoming will be your new home.” It seems like a silly cowboy song at first and probably doesn’t make much sense upon closer examination, as one of the later verses says: “Early in the springtime we round up the dogies, Slap on their brands and bob off their tails; Round up our horses, load up the chuck wagon, Then throw those dogies up on the trail.” You might wonder upon reading that why I have constantly misspelled the word “doggie” and also why they are branding poor little dogs and then making them trudge along a trail. Well, it turns out the truth of the song isn’t much better. See, in the cowboy slang of the time a “dogie” was a name for a young calf that had lost its mother. In other words, the cowboys are rounding up all the orphaned cattle for some sort of processing in Wyoming and don’t seem to be at all sympathetic.3. Banks Of The Ohio
2. Oh Shenandoah
1. Buffalo Gals
Monday, June 1, 2015
Top 10 Times People Passed On An Offer They Shouldn’t Have Refused
10. The Entire Existence of Lamborghini Sports Cars
Ross Perot made his vast fortune creating several computing systems, one of which he sold to GE and another to Dell for billions of dollars. However he is probably most famous for his failed attempts to become a “third-party” President in the 90s. While he got all his money from IT he almost became the most powerful man in computers. In 1979, Perot was running the Dallas-based Electronic Data Systems (He eventually sold EDS to GM). He was interested in buying up some small IT firms and came across a company called Microsoft. Looking back in 1992, Perot remembers that Gates “did give me an opportunity to buy a ringside seat. He has never kidded me about that, but I think if the shoe were on the other foot, I’d probably needle him.” If Perot had offered more money or more opportunity for Gates’ Microsoft, Perot would be even richer than he was in 1992. Bill Gates now is the richest man in the world but has zero political ambition. Perot could have had the wealth of Gates and channeled even more money into his political campaign.
7. Volkswagen was offered around after WW2, no one wanted it
In 2000, a new start up company called Netflix was struggling. With only a few hundred thousand subscribers, they relied on the cost intensive process of mailing DVDs through the US postal service. They had started a streaming site but needed capital. In the spring of that year, Netflix CEO Reed Hastings flew out to rental giant Blockbuster’s Dallas headquarters. Blockbuster was approaching 8000 stores and thought nothing would threaten its market share. Hastings offered to sell Blockbuster a huge part of Netflix and basically take the Blockbuster name and run its streaming service. The suits of video giant “nearly laughed us out of the office.” They saw no threat in Netflix’s service, and ignoring the potential of streaming allowed NetFlix to develop into the media giant it is today. Meanwhile, Blockbuster struggled on for a few more years and in 2013 it closed the last of its stores, although a few dozen franchise-owned stores still carry the Blockbuster banner.
1. Google wanted Excite to buy into them
The number one IT rags-to-riches story used to be Microsoft, but now it is the advertising giant, Google. Worth billions of dollars, Google is able to spend massive amounts of money to either buy out existing companies or develop new technologies that will eventually change the world. In the beginning, it was just a small company run out a garage of a friend of the Google founders, Susan Wojcicki, in Menlo Park, California. In 1999, money-man Vinod Khosla talked the two founders of Google, Larry Page and Sergey Brin, to sell their small company to the search giant Excite.com. Excite CEO George Bell thought their offer was overpriced for such a small company and killed the deal. Even when Khosla talked the Google boys into lowering their price to $750,000, Bell still wouldn’t bite. In 2013 Google is worth $110.92 billion and making its founders billionaires. George Bell? Not so much.
The Lamborghini car brand was created entirely out of spite. Ferruccio Lamborghini was a peasant-turned-mechanic who like to tinker with racing cars. He made his millions building tractors and got into the race car world. He had all types of cars from Jags, Mercedes and also three of four Ferraris. He loved the look, feel and power of the Ferraris but always complained about their notorious clutch problems. Once, he was back in the shop to again fix his Ferrari’s clutch, when he ran into company founder Enzo Ferrari. Ferruccio Lamborghini complained about the clutch problem and Enzo Ferrari snapped, “Lamborghini, you may be able to drive a tractor but you will never be able to handle a Ferrari properly.” In response to this insult, Lamborghini decided to create his own, and as we know now, hugely successful luxury car brand. If Ferrari had just kept his mouth shut or offered to collaborate with Lamborghini, Ferrari would have a much larger market share.9. Marvel almost bought out DC comics
In the 1980s, DC comics (Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern) was struggling as a business. Sales were down and its market share in the comic book world was around 18%. People in Marvel, the comic giant, which had a 70% market share, were looking into buying the DC universe rights. Jim Shooter, a comic book artist, publisher, and in 1984, the editor at Marvel, thought the company could turn the failing DC titles around with better story direction and most importantly make a huge amount of money for Marvel. The Marvel and DC “suits” entered into negotiations and everything looked right for a buyout. However, around this time a small publisher First Comics sued, alleging that Marvel had a monopoly and was flooding the market. According to Shooter, the lawsuit was entirely without merit but it spooked the lawyers at Marvel and killed the DC deal. Marvel still makes billions with their superhero movies, but if they had the the characters of the DC Universe they would be infinitely more powerful and wealthy.8. Ross Perot was offered Microsoft for $60 million
7. Volkswagen was offered around after WW2, no one wanted it
Now Volkswagen is one of the biggest car makers in the world. In the aftermath of WWII, the victorious British occupied the area where the Volkswagen factory was. The initial plan was to dismantle the factory and send it to the United Kingdom. However, when the occupation forces offered the factory machinery to British car companies, no one wanted it. The British commander of the factory, Ivan Hirst, decided that instead of dismantling the factory he would operate it and use the cars it built to feed the local starving German population that was now the responsibility of the British. If the British car manufacturers had taken the Volkswagen factory machinery, they would have crushed German auto manufacturing and maybe created their own version of the legendary Bug.6. MySpace Rejected an Offer to Buy Facebook
Currently, Facebook stands to become a IT company the size and power of Microsoft or Google, yet it wasn’t always that way. In 2003, MySpace was launched to compete against the then social media giant, Friendster. Soon MySpace’s membership exploded and industry experts predicted a future where everyone would have a MySpace page. As it started to expand in membership numbers, other social media sites looked to threaten MySpace. One of these sites was the new upstart, Facebook. In the spring of 2005, MySpace CEO Chris DeWolfe, met with the Facebook team in order to buy Facebook, but when Zuckerberg asked $75 million DeWolfe passed. Facebook would eventually crush most social media, and at the end of 2013, had total assets of $17.89 billion compared to MySpace which was sold for $35 million to Specific Media Group and Justin Timberlake. If MySpace had bought out Facebook it would now be one of the most powerful social media sites in the world.5. Kodak missed everything
Kodak used to be synonymous with photography. As late as 1976, the Kodak photography company had as high as a 90% market share in American photographic film sales. Always a leader of innovation in photography, Kodak actually invented digital technology. In 1975 Kodak engineer Steve Sasson invented the first digital camera and Kodak, afraid this digital world would harm its film sales, suppressed it. As we know now digital cameras were championed by other companies and soon made film cameras museum pieces. As their film products plummeted, Kodak looked to be relevant in this new digital camera world. They released one camera that could take a picture, and then through a wifi connection, email the picture to your friends. This was a huge innovation at the time but Kodak didn’t push it and let the wifi camera die. Now photo sharing is a huge industry and Kodak could have been the innovator of the time, but again it dropped the ball. In 2014, Kodak is a shadow of its former self and only avoided bankruptcy after selling off most of its patents for $525 million in 2013.4. IBM and Microsoft
In the early days of personal computing, manufacturers like IBM didn’t have the technical know how to see the future of computers. All the suits wanted to do was what they’ve always done, sell hardware. To be fair, even Bill Gates and the team at Microsoft didn’t see the potential for PC operating systems (OS). They tried their hardest to off load designing an OS to the Digital Research company but they and IBM couldn’t come to an agreement. IBM went back to Gates and eventually they were able to hammer out a deal to create what would be known as MS-DOS. If IBM had a Gates or Jobs like programmer on their staff, they could have created an OS, or if Digital Research had been more proactive, they could have got the contract. Instead, almost by default, Gates and his Microsoft team created the precursor to the OS system, the same system that is now on most computers in the world.3. Orban and Constantinople
The Roman Empire died in the late 5th century, yet the Eastern Roman Empire, what we call the Byzantine Empire, lived on for almost another 1000 years. Centered on Constantinople, the Byzantines survived dozens of attempts to destroy their Empire, yet over hundreds of years it was reduced to a fraction of its former size but it still held on. In 1453, the Ottoman Empire was set to be the world’s newest superpower and it tried to breach the Byzantine capital, Constantinople. The year before, a weapons manufacturer by the name of Orban tried to sell the idea of a large cannon to Byzantine Emperor, Constantine XI. The Emperor was interested in developing the idea but couldn’t fully fund the project. Eventually, destitute Orban left the city and sold the idea to the highest bidder, the Ottoman Empire. They had the funds and developed Orban’s giant cannons. The result was a 27 feet long monster, with barrel walls 8 inches thick and of solid bronze. The cannon mouth had a diameter of 30 inches. Day after day, the walls of Constantinople were battered from the giant cannon and other cannons Orban had designed. After almost 50 days, the walls were degraded enough for Ottoman forces to try and storm the city. On May 29, 1453, the Ottomans rushed the walls and were able to enter and sack the city, putting an end to the Byzantine Empire. If Emperor Constantine had enough money, the Ottomans would never had Orban design their giant guns and the Byzantines might have been able to withstand the siege, like they had dozens of times before.2. Netflix tried to get Blockbuster to buy them
1. Google wanted Excite to buy into them
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Top 10 Things We'll Miss About David Letterman
10. The Grin.
The early Dave, with his auburn mane and gapped teeth, looked like nothing less than a grown-up version of Mad magazine mascot Alfred E. Neuman. Indeed, every night, as he flashed that mischievous smile and took a sledgehammer to the rules and conventions of television, his slogan might have been, 'What, Me Worry?" Later, Dave grew cranky and started to worry about an awful lot, but even when railing at stupidity or running out of patience with guests, that impish grin remained.9. The Music.
Dave (and his talent bookers) had an excellent ear for new music. Bands from R.E.M. to Weezer to Future Islands made their TV debuts on his stage. He was especially fond of roots-rock, alt-country, Americana, and other non-Top-40 musics that got little play on other late-night shows. And then there were the unique, must-watch events that wouldn't have happened elsewhere. In 1987, Letterman reunited a reluctant Sonny & Cher for the first time in more than a decade, to sing "I Got You Babe." He famously devoted an hour to Warren Zevon and his music when the maverick songwriter was dying of cancer in 2002, an episoe that's one of the most bittersweet, joyous hours in TV history. Tom Waits showed up last week to perform a farewell ode to Dave; who else would he have done that for? (Indeed, who else's show would he even visit?) And of course, there was Darlene Love belting out her half-century-old signature hit "Christmas (Baby, Please Come Home)" every December (she has said that, out of respect for Dave, she'll never perform the song on TV again). Plus, you had Paul and the band, who could play pretty much every tune composed since the birth of rock 'n' roll and who could back anyone. True, Jimmy Fallon can book pretty much anyone to sing on "The Tonight Show" (even Barbra Streisand), and he has the Roots, but for sheer breadth, it's going to be hard to top Dave's musical legacy.8. The Supporting Players.
Everything was found comedy to Letterman, and that included the people around him. He turned stage manager Biff Henderson, announcer Alan Kalter, stagehands Pat and Kenny, neighboring merchants (sandwich maker Rupert Jee, souvenir sellers Mujibur and Sirajul), and even his own mom into comic all-stars. The ultimate human-as-found-comic-object was clerk Calvert DeForest, the bizarre little old man who played Larry "Bud" Melman on the old "Late Night," who'd be sent out to do things like greet arriving passengers at the Port Authority Bus Terminal. The one ringer was Chris Elliott, who became a bona fide star doing bits on "Late Night" like pretending to be Marlon Brando or living in the studio as the Guy Under the Seats. Every late-night host now has his own ensemble of semi-pro players, but except for Elliott, we'll never see any of Dave's crew again.7. The Old-Schoolers.
Letterman has said that one reason he's retiring is that the 68-year-old host feels late-night is a young person's game now. Which is fine, and you certainly can't fault Dave's peers for their pursuit of the fresh and new. But Letterman's "Late Show" has become what Carson's "Tonight Show" once was, the last place on TV still hospitable to old-school talent. Not just oldtimers like Tom Dreesen or Regis Philbin (who appeared on "Late Show" some 136 times), but the performers who've been visiting Dave since they were rising young stars 30 years ago -- Bill Murray, Tom Hanks, Michael Keaton, Bruce Willis, Martin Short, Julia Roberts. They'll appear on other talk shows if they have something to plug, but it won't be like visiting Dave, where they could just show up anytime and feel at home.6. Paul Shaffer
Don't forget, Paul Shaffer has been with Dave every step of the way, and we'll be losing him, too. He's been an ideal foil; while Dave has spent a career deconstructing the falseness of showbiz, Paul has been an ironic parody of showbiz glitz, phoniness, and excess. The one thing he's been sincere about is the music, both as a keyboard virtuoso and a bandleader of the most versatile ensemble on TV.5. His Interviewing Skills.
US Presidents and much much more at the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York.4. Those Unexpected Personal Moments.
Letterman may have been more guarded than any human who's spent 33 years in our living rooms, hiding his private self beneath layers of irony and shtick. So when he did open up and share his true feelings -- bringing on the doctors who performed his life-saving quintuple-bypass, weeping with Dan Rather in the wake of 9/11, reveling in the birth of his son Harry, or calmly offering the remarkable revelation that he was being blackmailed over having had affairs with his staffers -- it made for shocking, liberating, compelling television.3. His Willingness to Try Anything.
Letterman idolized Johnny Carson, but he still upended all the rules Carson had set for doing a talk show. Everything on Carson's "Tonight Show" was cool and controlled, while Letterman was anything but. Following the examples of TV pioneers like Steve Allen and Ernie Kovacs, who created comedy bits before the rules were set in stone, Letterman was open to any idea, whether it was dropping melons out a fifth story window or wearing a suit made of Alka-Seltzer and jumping into a tank of water. Later, on CBS, he made the stretch of 53rd Street outside his stage door into his laboratory, a place large and open enough to stage Civil War re-enactments or to make hundreds of fountains out of Diet Coke bottles stuffed with Mentos. Anything could be good television, and good television could be anything. It's a lesson not lost on Letterman's followers, who go out of their way to create stunts that will go viral, but there's little they're doing now that Dave didn't try first.2. The Reliability.
Do anything on TV long enough, and you become an institution. That's not necessarily a bad thing. As with Johnny Carson, it eventually became comforting to know that, even if you weren't always watching, Letterman would still be there every night to put you to bed. He was never the reassuring voice of conventional wisdom the way Carson was, though he was the first late-night comic to return to the airwaves after 9/11, and his remarkable monologue that night, when he acknowledged that he was no more able to make sense of the attack than anyone else was, proved surprisingly comforting and cathartic. And while he pretended not to be that Carson-esque voice (he kept saying, over the years, that he was just a dumb guy from Indiana, as if he'd just gotten off the bus in Times Square), his monologues did take on a sort of curmudgeonly, heartland common-sense irritation with the craziness of world events. He'd have thought that assessment of his persona was corny, but it was true.1. The Attitude.
Dave is often credited with ushering in the age of irony, though he was less about irony than irreverence. His approach to comedy and to television was rooted in a deep skepticism, one whose response to rules, conventions, and authority (including the authorities who signed his paycheck) ranged from disrespect to outright mockery. As Letterman matured, he did find institutions and people who were worthy of respect, though he continued to direct his most merciless mockery at himself. In any case, that attitude became the defining mode of comedy on TV and in movies -- and, for a time, all of pop culture. (We Gen X-ers didn't trust anybody -- except maybe Dave himself). To the extent that that attitude lives on, both in the talk-show hosts who openly emulate Dave, and in the culture at large, that's one thing about Letterman we won't actually have to miss.
23 Things That David Letterman Invented
1. THE SHORT, NON-TOPICAL MONOLOGUE
Carson Productions, as in Johnny Carson’s production company, co-produced Late Night with David Letterman, and as the upcoming lead-out programming for The Tonight Show, it was important to Carson’s people that Letterman not copy Carson. Letterman’s people were told that among other things, they couldn’t have a sidekick sitting next to the host like Ed McMahon, a band with horns like Doc Severinsen’s, or a monologue. Instead, Letterman opened the show standing in front of the audience and viewers at home with “opening remarks,” a monologue consisting of just one or two jokes with weird imagery, like tattoos melting in warm weather.2. POST-INTERVIEW INTERVIEWS
On February 3, 1982—his third-ever broadcast—Late Night conducted two interviews with baseball hall-of-famer Hank Aaron: One was a standard talk show back-and-forth between host and guest. The other occurred after that conversation ended, where NBC Sports reporter Al Albert (son of Marv Albert) asked Aaron how he felt his last few minutes with Letterman went, with the idea that it was the equivalent of a post-game interview.3. STUPID PET TRICKS
“Stupid Pet Tricks” began on David Letterman’s short-lived but Emmy-winning morning show, and was a consistently popular segment on both Late Night and The Late Show. The idea came from original head writer Merrill Markoe’s college nights of hanging out with friends, a few adult beverages, and putting socks on a dog.4. WORLD’S LARGEST VASE CONTESTS
After questioning people who claimed to have the “world’s largest vase” over the phone in what New York Magazine estimated as a “longish” segment, the vase was brought into the studio and displayed on Late Night from May 30-June 2, 1983 (SCTV and Friday Night Videos usually aired during Late Night’s 12:30 a.m. time slot on Fridays until 1986). On its third night, a 35-inch radio transmitting tower was added to the case when it was discovered that it was shorter than one in Canada. On its final night of national exhibition, Letterman read alleged letters from children addressed to the Vase, and the vase “spoke” to wish for peace for mankind.5. CATCHPHRASE CONTESTS
Two on-air catchphrase contests, which aired a little over a month apart in the summer of 1984, gave lucky studio audiences the power to make “They pelted us with rocks and garbage” the first rallying cry, before it was displaced by, "I do and do and do for you kids, and this is the thanks I get!"6. A CAMERA FROM THE HOST'S P.O.V.
The February 15, 1982 installment of Late Night began with one continuous five minute and 17 second take through Letterman’s P.O.V. called “Dave Cam.” Cameos included that night’s guest Andy Rooney, Merrill Markoe, and Calvert DeForest, who played Larry “Bud” Melman on Late Night, as “Bert the Human Caboose.”7. A CAMERA FROM THE GUEST’S P.O.V.
Letterman favorite Tom Hanks was the first wearer of the “Late Night Guest-Cam.” Hanks was on the show the night of December 12, 1985 to promote The Money Pit, which was initially supposed to debut the next day, but would be delayed until the following March. “The Late Night Sky-Cam” makes a cameo.8. A CAMERA FROM A MONKEY’S P.O.V.
After a false start with a 30-year-old chimp named Bo who was too small to handle the camera, “Monkey Cam” got its start on March 19, 1986. Zippy, who was on the cover of The Ramones' Animal Boy album, would return on roller skates with the “Late Night Monkey Cam Mobile Unit.”9. PURPOSELY FUNNY TOP 10 LISTS
The very first Top Ten—“The Top Ten Things That Almost Rhyme With Peas"—aired on September 18, 1985, set up as a satire of the random lists publications like Good Housekeeping were starting to produce at the time. Credit for who thought up the idea for Late Night is disputed; over the years, head writer Steve O’Donnell, former head writer and longtime SNL scribe Jim Downey, Late Night writer Randy Cohen, and producer Robert Morton have all gotten some or all of the credit. Top Ten made it to the end of Late Show’s run, even though the writers were already tiring of it by the February 6, 1986 show, which had the Top Ten list “Top Ten Reasons to Continue the Top Ten Lists Just a Little Longer.”10. WEARING SUITS OF VELCRO, ALKA-SELTZER, MAGNETS, SPONGES, SUET, AND FOODS
On February 28, 1984, Letterman slipped into a “Suit of Velcro” and ushered in an era of strange outfits including a magnet get-up, which Letterman wore to attach himself to a huge GE fridge. Lowering himself into a 1,000-gallon tank of water, Letterman’s suit of Alka-Seltzer fizzed and vaporized. There were also suits of suet, marshmallows, chips, and Rice Krispies, the latter of which made David “snap, crackle, and pop” in a large tub of milk. An influence was Steve Allen, the original host of The Tonight Show, who threw himself into Jell-O vats on television. Allen’s “Man on the Street” interviews were also something Letterman took to new levels of absurdity.11. HOSTING A SHOW ABOARD AN AIRPLANE
Late Night’s fourth anniversary was celebrated on board a flight from New York City to Miami.12. AN EPISODE THAT ROTATES 360 DEGREES
Writers Randy Cohen and Kevin Curran came up with the unique way to celebrate the 800th episode of Late Night. NBC received “several hundred” phone calls about the December 9, 1986 show from viewers complaining that it was giving them headaches, dizziness, and nausea. Carson Productions executives were apparently not informed of the stunt beforehand and were “furious.”13. FEUDING WITH BRYANT GUMBEL
After Letterman interrupted an August 19, 1985 broadcast of Today co-hosted by Bryant Gumbel, Gumbel called out the Late Night host for being “unprofessional” and didn’t publicly forgive him for four years. (Letterman claims it was a Today producer who invited him to pull the stunt.)14. FEUDING WITH OPRAH WINFREY
In the 16 years between Oprah's 1989 appearance on Late Night and her December 1, 2005 Late Show interview, rumors swirled about a feud between Winfrey and Letterman. The reasons why—and even if—there was a “feud” at all are unclear.15. CO-HOSTING AN EPISODE WITH A CORNY MORNING SHOW THEME
On February 27, 1985, Letterman shared hosting duties with “Tawny Harper Reynolds,” with guests Michael Palin, a Pet Psychic, and an exercise segment with Carol Channing.16. AN HOUR-LONG PARODY OF 1970s PRIMETIME VARIETY SHOWS
“Dave Letterman's Summertime Sunshine Happy Hour” graced the NBC airwaves on the night of August 29, 1985. Early in his TV career, Letterman wrote and was a part of the cast of The Starland Vocal Band Show.17. AN HOUR-LONG PARODY OF CHRISTMAS SPECIALS
December 19, 1984’s "Christmas With the Lettermans," featuring Pat Boone, won Late Night a 1985 Emmy for Outstanding Writing in a Variety, Music or Comedy Program.18. ‘CUSTOM-MADE’ SHOWS
On November 15, 1983, Late Night relinquished control of the show to the audience, giving them a choice on everything from the furniture to the theme song. On March 27, 1984’s version, the show opened with the theme to Bonanza, the announcer was the New York Lieutenant Governor, and Jane Pauley was interviewed in a dentist's chair.19. DUBBING A RERUN FROM ENGLISH TO ENGLISH
When the February 17, 1986 episode re-aired on September 25th of that year, 250 confused viewers called the network. After 60 hours and four professional dubbers, everyone on the episode (Raquel Welch was the main guest) magically had different voices. Even Letterman's voice was dubbed (by Speed Racer's Peter Fernandez).20. 4 A.M. SHOWS
May 14, 2004’s Late Show was taped at four in the morning, on purpose. Amy Sedaris, rat expert Robert Sullivan, and Modest Mouse were the guests. Letterman rode a horse, Sedaris gave an unsafe late night tour of her neighborhood, and Modest Mouse played in their pajamas.21. DEDICATING MOST OF AN EPISODE TO A DECEASED COMEDIAN AND HIS FAMILY
Letterman invited Bill Hicks’ mother, Mary, to appear on the January 30, 2009 episode to apologize face-to-face for not airing Hicks’ controversial October 1, 1993 stand-up performance. In February of 1994, Hicks passed away from pancreatic cancer at 32 years old. After talking to Mary, Letterman finally presented Bill’s set.22. DEDICATING AN ENTIRE EPISODE TO A COMEDY HERO
On the first new Late Show after Johnny Carson's passing, Letterman's monologue was filled with jokes that the retired Carson had anonymously submitted to David over the years. Long-time The Tonight Show executive producer Peter Lassally and bandleader Doc Severinsen were that night's only guests.23. THE ‘WILL IT FLOAT?’ GAME
The first installment of “Will It Float?” was on February 6, 2002. A brick of Velveeta cheese sank. Dave got it right, whereas Paul got it wrong.
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