Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Cinco de Mayo Survival Check List!

1. Eat a Taco (a real one, with onion and cilantro not that taco bell bullshit)
2. Drink a Bottle of Tequila


3. Play 3 games of UNO & 2 games of Loteria

4. Kiss or Hug a Mexican Male/Female
5. Drink 5 Margaritas
6. Music Selections: Vicente Fernandez, Selena, Jose Alfredo Jimenez , Santana, Sammy Hagar's "Mas Tequila", Elvis' Fun in Acapulco album, Jimmy Buffett's "Cinco de Mayo in Memphis" "Margaritaville" "Mexico" "Desperation Samba" and of course a Mariachi band.
7. Eat a Burrito
8. 5 cases of Modelo & Corona will do! Hey it's Cinco De Mayo buy 5 of each!!
9. Say at least 5 words in Spanish
10. Must eat everything with the hotest sause you can find!!!
11. Watch a movie of or all of Cheech & Chong or Pedro Infante.
12. Rent/Buy a Station Wagon or Pickup Truck and see how many people you can fit in it.
13. Be the "Most Interesting Man in The World" buy yourself some Dos Equis
14. Buy a Sombrero or Cowboy hat to wear. (I would choose the Sombrero, because you can always take it off and do the hat dance to La Cucaracha song)
15. Make sure you wake up on the 6th

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